One day little Johnny went to his
father, and asked him if he could buy
him a $200 bicycle for his birthday.
Johnny's father said, "Johnny, we
have a $80,000 mortgage on the house,
and you want me to buy you a bicycle?
Wait until Christmas." Christmas
came around, and Johnny asked again.The
father said, "Well, the mortgage is
still extremely high, sorry about that.
Ask me again some other time."
Well, about 2 days later, the boy was
seen walking out of the house with all
his belongings in a suitcase. The father
felt sorry for him, and asked him why he
was leaving. The boy said,
"Yesterday I was walking past your
room, and I heard you say that you were
pulling out, and mommy said that you
should wait because she was coming too,
and DAMN if I'll get stuck with an