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Naming
Twins
There was a woman who was pregnant with
twins, and shortly before they were due,
she had an accident and went into a
coma. Her husband was away on business,
and unable to be reached. While in the
coma, she gave birth to her twins, and
the only person around to name her
children was her brother.
When the mother came out of her coma to
find she had given birth and that her
brother had named the twins, she became
very worried, because he wasn't a very
bright guy. She was sure he had named
them something absurd or stupid.
When she saw her brother she asked him
about the twins.
He said, "The first one was a
girl."
The mother: "What did you name
her?!?"
Brother: "Denise!"
The Mom: "Oh, wow, that's not bad!
What about the second one?"
Brother: "The second one was a
boy."
The Mom: "Oh, and what did you name
him?"
Brother: "Denephew."
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