A burglar broke into a house one night.
He shone his flashlight around, looking
for valuables, and when he picked up a
CD player to place in his sack, a
strange, disembodied voice echoed from
the dark saying "Jesus is watching
you." He nearly jumped out of his
skin, clicked his flashlight out and
When he heard nothing more after a bit,
he shook his head, clicked the light
back on and began searching for more
valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo
out so he could disconnect the wires,
clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is
watching you." Freaked out, he
shone his light around frantically,
looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his
flashlight beam came to rest on a
"Did you say that?" he hissed
at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed,
"I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh?
Who the hell are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses" the burglar laughed.
"What kind of stupid people would
name a parrot Moses?"
"Probably the same kind of people
that would name a rotweiller
Jesus," the bird answered.