The Fighter Pilot
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot,
takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a
pleasant little picnic by the River
It's a beautiful day, and love is in the
air. Marie leans over to Pierre and
says: "Pierre kiss me!" Our
hero grabs a bottle of Merlot wine and
splashes it on Marie's Lips. "What
are you doing, Pierre?" says the
startled Marie. "I am Pierre the
fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I
have red wine!" She smiles and they
When things began to heat up a little,
Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me
Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a
bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring
it all over her breasts. "Pierre!
What are you doing?" asks the
bewildered Marie. "I am Pierre the
fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I
have white wine!"
They resume their passionate interlude
and things really steam up.
Marie leans close to his ear and
whispers, "Pierre, kiss me
lower!" Our hero rips off her
underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac, and
pours it in her lap. He then strikes a
match and lights it on fire. Marie
shrieks and dives into the river.
Standing waist deep in the water, Marie
throws her arms upwards and screams
furiously, "Pierre, what in the
hell do you think you're doing?"
Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says,
"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! If
I go down, I go down in flames!"