Guys Wake Up In Prison
These three guys go down to Mexico one
night and get drunk and wake up in jail.
They found out that they are to be
executed for their crimes but none of
them can remember what they have done.
The first one is strapped in the
electric chair and is asked if he has
any last words. He says, "I am from
the Grand Canyon College and I believe
in the almighty power of God to
intervene on behalf of the
They throw the switch and nothing
happens, so they figure God must not
want this guy to die, so they let him
The second one is strapped in and gives
his last words. "I am from the
University of Arizona School of Law and
I believe in the eternal power of
Justice to intervene on the part of the
The switch is thrown and again nothing
happens. They figure that the law is on
this guy's side, so they let him go.
The last one is strapped in and say's
"Well, I'm an ASU Sun Devil
Electrical Engineer, and I'll tell you
right now you'll never electrocute
anybody if you don't connect those two
God rest his soul.