Three Legged Chicken
A man was driving up the interstate late
one night when he was amazed to see a
weird creature overtake him at a great
speed. He accelerated in an attempt to
catch up with it, but the creature was
far too quick for it him and he dimly
saw it run off a highway at an exit. The
driver followed, only to see it jump
over a hedge and disappear into some
woods. Nearby stood a farmhouse; the
driver stopped his car, walked up to the
door and knocked.
The driver apologised to the farmer for
bothering him and asked him about the
creature. 'Oh yes,' said the farmer,
'that's one of my specially bred
three-legged chickens. I bred them so
that when we have roast chicken for
dinner, my wife,my son and myself can
have a chicken leg each.'
'Really?' asked the man. 'That's
interesting. How do they taste?'
'I don't know,' replied the farmer. 'I
have not been able to catch one yet.'